Не может установить qemu-kvm: “Следующие пакеты не встретили зависимости”

Я пытаюсь установить qemu-kvm на моем VMware с Ubuntu 16.04 x64 укусил.
При попытке сделать так с этой командой: apt-get install qemu-kvm, это перестало работать со следующими ошибками:

root@ubuntu:~/Desktop/# apt-get install qemu-kvm 
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
Some packages could not be installed. This may mean that you have
requested an impossible situation or if you are using the unstable
distribution that some required packages have not yet been created
or been moved out of Incoming.
The following information may help to resolve the situation:

The following packages have unmet dependencies:
 qemu-kvm : Depends: qemu-common (>= 1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31) but it is not going to be installed
            Depends: qemu-utils (>= 1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31) but it is not going to be installed
            Depends: upstart-job
E: Unable to correct problems, you have held broken packages.

Я попробовал решение от этого форума, но они не помогли:

sudo sed -i s/pk.archive.ubuntu.com/archive.ubuntu.com/ /etc/apt/sources.list
sudo apt-get update

Это источники, установленные в моей системе:

root@ubuntu:~/Desktop/# grep -n "^[^#]" /etc/apt/sources.list{,.d/*}

/etc/apt/sources.list:6:deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:7:deb-src http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise main restricted universe multiverse 

/etc/apt/sources.list:10:deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-security main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:11:deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-updates main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:12:deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-backports main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:13:deb-src http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-security main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:14:deb-src http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-updates main restricted universe multiverse 
/etc/apt/sources.list:15:deb-src http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise-backports main restricted universe multiverse 

/etc/apt/sources.list:18:deb http://archive.canonical.com/ubuntu precise partner
/etc/apt/sources.list:19:deb-src http://archive.canonical.com/ubuntu precise partner

/etc/apt/sources.list:22:deb http://extras.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise main
/etc/apt/sources.list:23:deb-src http://extras.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise main
/etc/apt/sources.list.d/docker.list:1:deb [arch=amd64] https://download.docker.com/linux/ubuntu xenial edge
/etc/apt/sources.list.d/kubernetes.list:1:deb https://apt.kubernetes.io/ kubernetes-xenial main
/etc/apt/sources.list.d/notepadqq-team-ubuntu-notepadqq-xenial.list:1:deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/notepadqq-team/notepadqq/ubuntu xenial main
/etc/apt/sources.list.d/sublime-text.list:1:deb https://download.sublimetext.com/ apt/stable/

Это - моя ОС (VMware, которого Ubuntu 16.04 x64 укусила), информация:

Linux ubuntu 4.15.0-45-generic #48~16.04.1-Ubuntu SMP Tue Jan 29 18:03:48 UTC 2019 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux  

Править:
по сравнению с @Christian ответом Ehrhardt.

root@ubuntu:~/Desktop# apt-cache policy qemu-kvm qemu-common qemu-utils
qemu-kvm:
  Installed: (none)
  Candidate: 1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31
  Version table:
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-security/main amd64 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-updates/main amd64 Packages
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu13 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise/main amd64 Packages
qemu-common:
  Installed: (none)
  Candidate: 1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31
  Version table:
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-security/main amd64 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-security/main i386 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-updates/main amd64 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-updates/main i386 Packages
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu13 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise/main amd64 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise/main i386 Packages
qemu-utils:
  Installed: 1:2.5+dfsg-5ubuntu10.34
  Candidate: 1:2.5+dfsg-5ubuntu10.34
  Version table:
 *** 1:2.5+dfsg-5ubuntu10.34 100
        100 /var/lib/dpkg/status
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu14.31 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-security/main amd64 Packages
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise-updates/main amd64 Packages
     1.0+noroms-0ubuntu13 500
        500 http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu precise/main amd64 Packages

Проверка upstart-job:

root@ubuntu:~/Desktop# apt-cache show upstart | grep '^Prov'
Provides: startup-tasks, system-services, upstart-compat-sysv, upstart-job
Provides: startup-tasks, system-services, upstart-compat-sysv, upstart-job
Provides: startup-tasks, system-services, upstart-compat-sysv, upstart-job